thehellflowers | (no subject)

I'M GOING TO DUEL YOU ALL DEAD.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You sounded just as bad.

No. I sounded a little more... dignified.

This just sounds like a bad cartoon or a bad RPG.

No you didn't.

She still sounds stupider.

Not really.

Just by a margin. At least, I had some originality.

... Do you have a way to stop her?

Dark Duel. Orichalcos. Lobotomy. Wish.

The first two are too risky. The third one... I don't like it. And the last is out.

There's always killing her.

...

Did I say it was a good answer? No. It's an answer.

Do we have any good answers?

Build a time machine and pants Hitler.

... What?

We build a time machine and pull down Hitler's pants.

... How does that solve anything?!

Creates an alternate timeline in which we're miltaristic loons in leather?

Seriously. This is going end badly.